Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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