I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
