When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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