So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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