Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize