fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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