We're like a lot better than the average bears
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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