I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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