is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
People in love make me want to vomit
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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