some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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