quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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