Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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