I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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