just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
It's no shave November. This is our time.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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