big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I wish i was in the wii world.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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