So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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