: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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