you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The struggles of a small town man whore
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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