you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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