definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
A bitchslap is in order.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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