Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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