What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
