it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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