handjob tips. give me some.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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