Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
