I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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