yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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