Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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