Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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