i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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