He uses pillows to masturbate.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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