Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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