p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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