It's like God shit irony all over that family
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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