I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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