saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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