when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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