oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize