We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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