STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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