i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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