I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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