Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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