did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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