I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Swine flu is the new snow day.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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