I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Is that strawberry winking at me??
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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