just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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