Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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