before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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