Rock
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Fuck
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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