so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
True college students do jello shots in the library
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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