Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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