sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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