i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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