I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
